Why are we still talking? I just wanted to have 11 sub-points here. I promise, by the time we're done with this film, you wouldn't even care if you had a mother. Sorry to break it to you kid, but she is not your real mother. This is more about you than it is about me. Why that one, in particular? Your mother left it to me in her will, that's why. Which film are we watching? National Treasure For this one, yours truly wants to really run with 'revisiting' part of the things, in as much detail as reasonably possible. What is the purpose of this exercise, exactly? From what I understand it's a give-it-your-own-purpose kind of exercise. But hey, it's the pandemic, whatcha gonna do? Why, though? Well, most likely because someone on the editorial side of things ran out of ideas and reached deep into the bag of clichés. What is going on here? We're revisiting a film. Getting arrested in a suit is like jumping out of an aeroplane with a parachute.Īlright, let's (briefly) get a few things out of the way before we really dig into this timeless classic. Steal the Declaration of Independence and go on a treasure hunt? 'Mr Ocean, what do you think you would do if released?' The man who rocks prison clothes like Gucci.īut why is Mr Ocean in prison? And why does he look so dead inside? The stealer of everything you value most in life. (At least for someone who has watched this film 68 times.)

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